Honeymoon Murder Club

ruhlare:

they should invent a world where nobody goes to bed feeling unlovable and unwanted

taboovithehomecoming:

life is just humiliating yourself over and over and learning to live with the inherent shame of being alive !! do what makes you happy !! it is impossible to live life without embarrassment, so why bother trying !!

acidiccunt:

i was getting on my knees to pray to u but sure i can suck u off too while im at it

strawlessandbraless:

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The Venus girdle (Cestum veneris) is a comb jelly in the family Cestidae. The colorless species are transparent when suspended in water, except for their iridescent rows of comb plates. In other words, they majestic as fuck. Love to sea it 🌊

artnevoa:

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Abe Sapien my beloved…

lumpybird:

for @bionicplauge Abe Sapien of Hellboy fame with delicious rotten egg in hand (pictured above)

dailyflicks:

BACK TO THE FUTURE
1985 • dir. Robert Zemeckis

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

i’ve been using your skinny boyfriend as a bookmark lately when you’re gone and Um well I hate to tell you this but he fell out of my book at the library and I can’t find him

NO!!! GOD!!!!! PLEASE!!!! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!